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Vyson L. Abbott ([info]spotthesucker) wrote,
@ 2009-09-11 22:58:00

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A hooker?! Are you fucking serious?

Another birthday survived, which is about the most I can ask for, as far as birthdays go.

I'm also running out of excuses not to adopt a python, as I will soon have pretty much every other sort of cold-blooded animal one could conceivably keep as a pet. And hey, I won't actually have to buy feeder mice, like when I lived at home, and it'll live a more peaceful existence than Cornwallis did. On the other hand, can this apartment really hold a bird, a lizard, six fish, two frogs, a snake, and a human?

By the way, Fletch, I didn't know they made lizard leashes. And Char...I figured out where my copy of Clash of the Titans got to.


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[info]nrrdling
2009-09-12 05:08 am UTC (link)
Where was it?

Oh, and you should definitely get a python! An albino one! They are so cute!

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[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-12 06:37 am UTC (link)
My brother stole it. Story of my childhood.

Cute wasn't really what I was going for there, Char.

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[info]nrrdling
2009-09-12 07:17 am UTC (link)
Which one? You do have a lot of them, in case you haven't noticed.

What are you going for? If you're going for like, a guard... python to protect your home from invaders- I'm sorry. I wanted to ask you if it was alright to invade your apartment, but then that would kind of ruin the entire surpise thing.

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[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-12 07:21 am UTC (link)
Trust me. It's impossible to forget. And I'm not really sure which one actually stole it, but Vaughn was using it to keep track of me.

It's okay, Char. It was a nice surprise. Cute isn't what most people think of when they think of snakes, though.

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Vyson
[info]nrrdling
2009-09-12 07:35 am UTC (link)
Oh! The one that has psychometry, right? Dude, I'm not sure if you've noticed this yet, but your siblings have really cool powers. The only other mutant in my family I know about is my mom. She's a hydrokinetic, but that's just one of the basic elements. Still not as cool.

Good, I was worried that you were kinda pissed about that. Fletch said you wouldn't be, but then again he also thinks porn is a good present. And those people obviously have something wrong with them. It's a snake? Therefor cute. That's like saying that praying mantises aren't cool, or... I dunno, MMORPGs aren't fun.

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Charlotte - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 08:08 am UTC
V - [info]nrrdling, 2009-09-12 08:13 am UTC
Char - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 08:37 am UTC
V - [info]nrrdling, 2009-09-12 08:46 am UTC
Char - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 08:53 am UTC
V - [info]nrrdling, 2009-09-12 08:58 am UTC
Char - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 09:04 am UTC
V - [info]nrrdling, 2009-09-12 09:13 am UTC
Char - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 09:16 am UTC
V - [info]nrrdling, 2009-09-12 09:18 am UTC
Abbotts
[info]skiptraceyoface
2009-09-12 05:11 am UTC (link)
But of course, you obviously underestimate us.

So. How'd Desiree work out for you? Please don't go into graphic detail.

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Abbotts
[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-12 05:48 am UTC (link)
Actually, I continually overestimate you, Vaughn.

Okay, I won't.

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Abbotts
[info]skiptraceyoface
2009-09-12 06:12 am UTC (link)
I can't believe you wasted that. What the fuck are we going to do with you?

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Abbotts
[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-12 06:16 am UTC (link)
Really, Vaughn? She wasn't even pretty, and probably had herpes or something.

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Abbotts - [info]skiptraceyoface, 2009-09-12 06:19 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]powerofattorney, 2009-09-12 06:21 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]skiptraceyoface, 2009-09-12 06:27 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]powerofattorney, 2009-09-12 06:30 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]skiptraceyoface, 2009-09-12 06:32 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]powerofattorney, 2009-09-12 06:34 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]doubleornothing, 2009-09-12 06:37 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]skiptraceyoface, 2009-09-12 07:07 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]kiinetic, 2009-09-12 07:48 pm UTC

[info]rainandshine
2009-09-12 05:13 am UTC (link)
I'm just that good, dude.

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Abbotts
[info]doubleornothing
2009-09-12 05:15 am UTC (link)
Please don't tell me you just sent her home. I paid good money for that bitch.

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Abbotts
[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-12 05:36 am UTC (link)
Actually, I got her a glass of water, let her use the john, and then sent her home. What did you think I was going to do with her?

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[info]doubleornothing
2009-09-12 05:38 am UTC (link)
Cocksucker. You owe me a hundred bucks.

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Abbotts
[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-12 05:50 am UTC (link)
I owe you nothing. You of all people should know what they say about fools and their money, Virginia.

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Abbotts - [info]doubleornothing, 2009-09-12 05:51 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 06:00 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]doubleornothing, 2009-09-12 06:10 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 06:12 am UTC
Abbotts
[info]powerofattorney
2009-09-12 05:46 am UTC (link)
When are we ever serious? But we still got you a hooker.

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Abbotts
[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-12 05:53 am UTC (link)
The most evil-tempered hooker this side of Brooklyn, for the record.

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Abbotts
[info]powerofattorney
2009-09-12 05:56 am UTC (link)
Of course. What did you expect? Vaughn hired her.

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Abbotts
[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-12 06:03 am UTC (link)
I could tell. Where'd he find her, his syphilis support group?

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Abbotts - [info]powerofattorney, 2009-09-12 06:06 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 06:08 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]powerofattorney, 2009-09-12 06:10 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]doubleornothing, 2009-09-12 06:18 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 06:22 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]doubleornothing, 2009-09-12 06:24 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]skiptraceyoface, 2009-09-12 06:11 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 06:14 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]skiptraceyoface, 2009-09-12 06:15 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 06:18 am UTC
Abbotts - [info]skiptraceyoface, 2009-09-12 06:22 am UTC
Vaughn - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 06:34 am UTC
Vsyon - [info]skiptraceyoface, 2009-09-12 07:09 am UTC
Vaughn - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 07:17 am UTC
Vsyon - [info]skiptraceyoface, 2009-09-12 07:22 am UTC
Vaughn - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-12 07:23 am UTC
Vyson - [info]skiptraceyoface, 2009-09-12 07:25 am UTC
Abbotts
[info]kiinetic
2009-09-12 07:50 pm UTC (link)
I told them it was a bad idea.

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Abbotts
[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-12 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Of course you did. That's probably why they did it.

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Abbotts
[info]kiinetic
2009-09-13 08:05 am UTC (link)
No, unless made physically incapacitated there wasn't any stopping them.

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[info]kylson
2009-09-13 12:57 am UTC (link)
Not adopting a python is like denying everything awesome in the world.

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[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-13 01:15 am UTC (link)
I didn't know there were so many girls out there that actually liked snakes. Why were there none around when I was in school, when owning a snake just made me the weird guy?

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[info]kylson
2009-09-13 01:18 am UTC (link)
Probably because I don't go to school. It's a dangerous world out there for a shrimp like me, sir.

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[info]spotthesucker
2009-09-13 01:25 am UTC (link)
It's a dangerous world out there for pretty much everybody, I think it's safe to say. But school is possibly the most dangerous place in it - especially high school. You're lucky.

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(no subject) - [info]kylson, 2009-09-13 01:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spotthesucker, 2009-09-13 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylson, 2009-09-13 02:33 am UTC



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